Don 't have a spoon? I can fix that! Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that! Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that! Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that! No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that. Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
WTF?
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Tires worn out?
I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer. Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that! I actually think that’s ingenious.
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
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